Going back to the old format, mainly due to laziness, I cavort merrily through an unscripted journey stopping off to rant about Kanye West and his VMA publicity stunt and how I think he’s even more of a bell end. Plus I talk about how Derren Brown seems to be hated nowadays for not telling people how to actually win the National Lottery and how he failed to get most people not to stick to their seats, but kind of did in a way. How dare he not reveal his secrets!
Music In This Episode:
- “Fry Me In A Pan”
- “I Cut Myself”
Songs by Talkshow Boy

In this episode of the show I talk about how I tried to eat healthy with muesli, how a posh man on a yatch nearly prompted me to punch him in the back of the head as he sailed past and how the Beatles cash cow is not only getting milked but made into burgers too.
Music In This Episode:
- “Without You” – Julandrew
- “Deep Blue (2005)” – Antony Raijekov